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      [Noun]  | "metric ton" 


      1: a unit of mass equal to 1000 kilograms


      Origin: 1864 ;

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       [ "metric crap-ton" ]

      1: A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

        * e.g.,  ... Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's. 

       [ "metric butt ton" ]

      1: A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

        * e.g.,  ... All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one! 

       [ "metric shit ton" ]

      1: Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 2062262 pounds more than a shit ton.

        * e.g.,  ... "ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework." 

       [ "metric ass ton" ]

      1: In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

        * e.g.,  ... Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight. 


       [ "metric ass ton" ]

      2: This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.

       [ "metric fuck ton" ]

      1: Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.

        * e.g.,  ... That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants. 

       [ "metric fuck ton" ]

      1: 1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton. 2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

        * e.g.,  ... A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year. 

       [ "metric ass ton" ]

      1: an amount too large to measure

        * e.g.,  ... That has got to weigh a metric ass ton 

       [ "metric shit-ton" ]

      1: a unit of measure, usually about a work load

        * e.g.,  ... Mike: so, u wanna hang out? 


       [ "metric shit-ton" ]

      2: used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work

        * e.g.,  ... Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework 


       [ "metric shit-ton" ]

      3: to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

        * e.g.,  ... Mike: that much? damn. 

       [ "A Metric Frig Ton" ]

      1: A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.

        * e.g.,  ... The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years. 

       [ "metric shit ton" ]

      1: The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

        * e.g.,  ... Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton? 

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